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Are You in a Trough of Cough Too?

Hola Bitcholas, I am flying high on Tylenol Severe Sinus. My head and Robin’s head are full of snot. Put it this way, the average human head weights 10 to 11 pounds…I believe that my and Robin’s heads weigh, individually, about 374 pounds. That’s 364 pounds of mucus, bitches. So, I brought …

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NBA Plus Drama!

Drama is not something people seek out unless you are not involved…then it can be fun to watch, thus so many who love reality TV! I, like some people, don’t really care about reality TV too much, but I do like getting my drama from the original reality TV – sports. …

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When Your Kid Says WHAT?!

Hola Bitcholas, Let me start by saying that being a parent, being a father, while tedious, alarming, (exhausting and terrifying) is, ultimately, rewarding. You’re always aware that you’ve done nothing so noble, important or selfless in your life before becoming a parent and that is the fuel that keeps you going.   That …

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Pulling Your Muscle Again?

Hola Bitcholas, Question; how do you pull a muscle in your back by sitting in a chair? I ask this question because I’m sitting here doing the show, leaned over to adjust my microphone and, somehow, I just pulled a muscle in my back. WTF?!?    That’s all I’ve got today. Ouch. Until …

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What Thing Did You NOT Need to See?

Hola Bitcholas, The world is full of weird people who make odd decisions. We came across a story about a guy who was arrested because he wouldn’t stop masturbating in a Burger King. Cops in NYC are looking for a dude who stood in the middle of a subway masturbating. In Florida, a …

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What Is Rude About YOUR Food?

Hola Bitcholas, There were some weird food-related stories in the news; “man goes to jail over barbecue sauce”/ “a guy ordered a Hawaiian pizza from Dominoes, freaked out at the price and slashed the delivery driver’s tires”/ “student arrested after intentionally triggering another students pineapple allergy”…and on and on it goes. …

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Pink Eye Dust is a Must!

Hola Bitcholas, Decided that yesterday was the day to rip up carpet in the basement. It’s a big basement with a lot of carpet, but I smoked a little, grabbed a few beers and figured, ‘let’s go!’ It didn’t take long to figure out that this was gonna suck. The carpet is …

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When You Find Out You’re Related to Space Jesus

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked about DNA. No, not in a dirty way, but as in your actual DNA…your heritage…the inescapable family traits that have shaped you…for better or worse. We got a call from Diane. Diane told us about her rare blood type…RH negative. As it turns out, EVERYONE has rh, as …

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Ready to Bowl?

It seems like just a very few shorts month ago, I was writing about watching the NFL preseason to get my football fix and now, like a junkie, I am telling you to watch the Senior Bowl. I love college football and soccer and I am sad that college football is over. …

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Pterodac-FULL of Too Much Information

Hola, Bitcholas! I blogged about this yesterday; David Joyner the “tantric sex guru” (he’s actually a prostitute) who was ALSO ‘Barney the frickin’ Dinosaur from 1991 to 2001. I won’t through this dude’s whole story again, but he’s a prostitute.  He puts some ‘new age’ spin on his bullsh*t, but, essentially, …

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