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Purple Dinowhore?!

Hola, Bitcholas! A 54-year-old guy named David Joyner is a “massage therapist/ spiritual healer”. If you have $350 and a vagina (he only takes female clients) you can receive a three to four hour session that includes a ‘ritual bath’, ‘chakra balancing’, ‘massage’ and ‘mind blowing orgasms’. That what he says. He says a …

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Dragon Your Fetish Out for All to See!

Hola, Bitches! Today, we asked our “Random Question Question”…no set question of the day, just a random question. I don’t remember specifically what we asked this one guy, but long-story-short, he knew a guy who was a really good artist…but really liked drawing male dragons f**king human women. We’ve all got our thing. …

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What an Apphole!

Hola Bitcholas, So, we just launched the new app and we’re kinda proud of that. It’s got a Men’s Room Beer Finder, all of our shows, ‘You vs the FCC’ and on and on it goes. And again, we’re happy about it…but as always, not everyone is happy. In this case, …

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Did You Witness the Miracle?!

Last Sunday may have been the best finish to an NFL playoff game ever! The Minnesota Vikings were hosting the New Orleans Saints in the divisional round and this game, keep in mind, was right after a great AFC match up in Pittsburg with the Jacksonville Jaguars. So, the Vikings come out …

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When is the Weather Too Much to Weather?

Hola Bitcholas, We talked about the weather today…not in that ‘what do you think about the weather we’re having?’ kinda way. Which, by the way, is a dumb f**king question. I probably feel about the weather the same way you feel about the weather. Cold is cold, hot is hot, rain is rain, …

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Happy Knife, Happy Life?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we offered up a fill-in-the-blank non-question; “I once knew a person who thought _______ was perfectly normal.” The story that inspired the question comes from a Reddit user who only recently discovered that his family’s way of dealing with certain things is far from the norm. In this …

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Go Fund Yourself 01-15-18

Here are some people that could use your help! Young Kaylee is currently living at Children’s Hospital in Seattle awaiting a heart transplant. She’s been living with a genetic skin condition and due to organ failure, she’s gone through 2 heart surgeries and is currently on a heart transplant waiting …

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That Moment Your Kid Becomes You!

Hola Bitcholas, My day started as it always does; curse at the alarm and see what the kids need before they go to school. That’s how it goes Monday through Friday. Today was no different. Well, not at first. One of the requirements of being a child of mine (besides all that pesky …

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Playoffs! Sweet, Sweet Playoffs!

So, last week I wrote about how cool I thought it was that the Buffalo Bills were in the NFL playoffs and if you did not have a team, why not cheer for them? Well, turns out Buffalo did not have a passing offense and lost that game…so now I am back …

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When Your Injury Gets One-Upped

Hola Bitcholas, Today’s question, in a nutshell, was about the craziest thing you’ve seen happen to someone else. We didn’t know what expect, but pretty much every story involved injuries. No worries…but somehow the injuries kept getting more and more graphic as the day went on. Started with some garden variety traumas, …

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