That Moment Your Kid Becomes You!

Hola Bitcholas,

My day started as it always does; curse at the alarm and see what the kids need before they go to school. That’s how it goes Monday through Friday. Today was no different. Well, not at first.

One of the requirements of being a child of mine (besides all that pesky ‘biological’ stuff) is that when we say hello or say goodbye we give each other a hug. This is a requirement and the kids are all about it. Under normal circumstances, this makes me very happy…but today was not ‘normal circumstances’. 

I thought it was a normal circumstance until I squatted down to hug my daughter. She came running toward me with her usual enthusiasm, gave me the biggest hug and then said, “hold on a second”.  

Then she farted on my leg. On purpose. Yep.

I couldn’t even be mad…and her convulsions of laughter suggested that it wouldn’t have mattered anyway.

Made me proud.

Have a good weekend, bitches.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

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